tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post342293038683557795..comments2024-03-27T21:32:07.383+00:00Comments on Area Trace No Search: Off NightsArea Trace No Searchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04397885435594392278noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-89547535864567370712012-08-31T09:27:40.657+01:002012-08-31T09:27:40.657+01:00Just be sure Cheap Diablo 3 items you go for the e...Just be sure <a href="http://www.vipdiablo3.com/" rel="nofollow">Cheap Diablo 3 items</a> you go for the eye area, , nor offer you to apply it on their own chests, although which may function equally efficiently as a thoughts may well totally incapacitate<a href="http://www.mmolive.de/" rel="nofollow">kaufen wow gold</a> the bad fellas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-12793551204365676442009-03-07T03:22:00.000+00:002009-03-07T03:22:00.000+00:00My first wife, genuinely attempting to be helpful,...My first wife, genuinely attempting to be helpful, once applied "Deep Heat" to my piles...<BR/><BR/>I will say no more...but our subsequent estrangement was oddly NOT connected with this incident!cogidubnushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03542717738481600745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-54609184356290494632009-03-06T04:23:00.000+00:002009-03-06T04:23:00.000+00:00Long time no post, didn't die from your self first...Long time no post, didn't die from your self first aid did you? First rule of first aid: let someone else do it :-)lightsandsirenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18125468516387482810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-6998631045213830642009-03-02T14:09:00.000+00:002009-03-02T14:09:00.000+00:00After a rather busy night shift (as they all are!)...After a rather busy night shift (as they all are!) I came home and got a quick shower. <BR/><BR/>Not wanting to have honking armpits after knocking out zeds I decided to use a bit of deoderant.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately in my befuddled state I picked up my wifes hairspray which was next to my deo!<BR/><BR/>I slept in the shape of a big letter T! <BR/><BR/>And it stung! <BR/><BR/>And it smelt worse than honking armpits!kingmagichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13116771710151218704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-24470098472917108612009-02-28T11:09:00.000+00:002009-02-28T11:09:00.000+00:00I just hope you leave your CS at work. Wouldn't w...I just hope you leave your CS at work. Wouldn't want to confuse that tin with one of those travel deodorants...Old BEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06974090439936326476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-49944246049157932832009-02-26T15:28:00.000+00:002009-02-26T15:28:00.000+00:00Ow. Really, really ow.Reminds me of the time my mu...Ow. Really, really ow.<BR/><BR/>Reminds me of the time my mum told the teenage me to dab some Vicks on my nose to help a cold. She meant a wee bit on the outside of the nose. I shoved a blob <I>into</I> my nose. It was several hours before my eyes stopped running. It was at least a week before I could smell anything but Vapo-rub.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-45136053031220881792009-02-26T08:34:00.000+00:002009-02-26T08:34:00.000+00:00Hogday - theres a connection?Hogday - theres a connection?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-16740773098398268252009-02-25T14:17:00.000+00:002009-02-25T14:17:00.000+00:00Binary, have you worked out the connection between...Binary, have you worked out the connection between your pranks and your string of ex's? :(Hogdayafternoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188146617570775741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-82279601809862731202009-02-25T14:08:00.000+00:002009-02-25T14:08:00.000+00:00That has to be quite painful...It is fun to occasi...That has to be quite painful...<BR/><BR/>It is fun to occasionally screw with people though and move things around in the morning. Made one of my ex's toothpaste her hair once.<BR/><BR/>/SniggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-45099516948633512892009-02-24T18:44:00.000+00:002009-02-24T18:44:00.000+00:00Ouch. I blew 1/3 of the skin off my body several ...Ouch. I blew 1/3 of the skin off my body several years ago. My home care nurse made similar errors, TWICE. Not too bad with the 3rd degree bits, but 1st and 2nd? hallelulja !!!<BR/>Like a cattle-prod in an open wound.anonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03703233313854600531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-4074450517901448192009-02-24T16:33:00.000+00:002009-02-24T16:33:00.000+00:00You have defined the word "wince".You have defined the word "wince".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-55977169233335257782009-02-24T12:39:00.000+00:002009-02-24T12:39:00.000+00:00i am so sorry!!!:) the only thing i ever mistook ...i am so sorry!!!:) the only thing i ever mistook vicks for was chapstick (lip gloss--sorta). hope that you actually *will* get a few days off to recuperate.petoskystonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01633621111274495078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-43776609604382789372009-02-24T12:34:00.000+00:002009-02-24T12:34:00.000+00:00Awwwww!!!!! I feel your pain!!!Although must admit...Awwwww!!!!! I feel your pain!!!<BR/><BR/>Although must admit I did chuckle a little! Sorry!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-9101385028914504942009-02-24T10:48:00.000+00:002009-02-24T10:48:00.000+00:00I can empathise with you man, I feel for you buddy...I can empathise with you man, I feel for you buddy. I was on an early a few months back. I was running late and found what appeared to look like a deodorant bottle in my son's cupboard. I began to spray it under my arm, I smelt it; it didn’t smell nice. And it wasn't deodorant; it was RALGEX. My next reaction, was a panic, and then the thought, what do I do now? Do I call Mrs Twining? I rapidly made my way to the bathroom. I proceeded to then wash my arm under the sink. That didn’t seem to work and after another shower I made my way to work and stood with my arms at right angles all morning reeking of RALGEX. There are some things your team of police officer’s will never let you live down and this is what makes police culture special.TWININGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02863878224811013839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-64821107745470520292009-02-24T10:44:00.000+00:002009-02-24T10:44:00.000+00:00ATNS, Whatever you do, never, never be the one to ...ATNS, Whatever you do, never, never be the one to reach for the lube in moments of passion in the dark. BAD scenes will follow.Hogdayafternoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188146617570775741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-87070458580763715932009-02-24T07:25:00.000+00:002009-02-24T07:25:00.000+00:00Ow - oh you twunt - owSympathise as I gave myself ...Ow - oh you twunt - ow<BR/><BR/>Sympathise as I gave myself concussion a few days ago by walking into the carboot. <BR/>jAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-8653428078679901712009-02-24T03:48:00.000+00:002009-02-24T03:48:00.000+00:00Fly on the wall moment! ps how did you come by th...Fly on the wall moment! ps how did you come by the injuries?McNoddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10433976270647799322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-81536470555718650612009-02-23T19:21:00.000+00:002009-02-23T19:21:00.000+00:00No no no...you didn't? Ouch..xxNo no no...you didn't? Ouch..xxDark Sidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01041020755058214988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-5816010542534741002009-02-23T19:11:00.000+00:002009-02-23T19:11:00.000+00:00I bet you looked like Macaulay Culkin in home alon...I bet you looked like Macaulay Culkin in home alone when that one hit :o)<BR/><BR/>I sterilised a rather nice slice to the back of my hand with alcohol gel in custody once at 4am (good idea at the time) the skipper had to change his shirt after his coffee came out his nose.Metcountymountyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10481062180758614720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-33908712498689207282009-02-23T17:51:00.000+00:002009-02-23T17:51:00.000+00:00haha, haven't done anything like that myself, yet....haha, haven't done anything like that myself, yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-90164506648884699062009-02-23T17:45:00.000+00:002009-02-23T17:45:00.000+00:00Can I be a bit mean and call you a biff?That's rea...Can I be a bit mean and call you a biff?<BR/><BR/>That's really quite funny. Have you got a cold by the way? This would have helped immensely if you did.<BR/><BR/>Have a good few days off.<BR/><BR/>CC.CConstable Confused.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08826293130119465865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-21371206754387716972009-02-23T17:04:00.000+00:002009-02-23T17:04:00.000+00:00i did something similarly painful while absent min...i did something similarly painful while absent mindedly trying to medicate a shaving cut, but thats what you get for being late for early's because you went out the night before...that'll teach meAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-39304035147901957882009-02-23T17:02:00.000+00:002009-02-23T17:02:00.000+00:00Nooooooooo! You didn't??? I guess the moral of tha...Nooooooooo! You didn't??? I guess the moral of that story is to not keep Vicks Vapour Rub in the house. That stuff is evil, and clearly designed by a sadist. Seriously, I think it's a good substitute if you run out of CS Gas. Just make sure you go for the eyes, and don't offer to rub it on their chests, although that might work just as well as a distraction it might not fully incapacitate the bad guys.<BR/><BR/>Lola xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-57524711771940377792009-02-23T16:19:00.000+00:002009-02-23T16:19:00.000+00:00Forget the snigger bloody good belly laugh is more...Forget the snigger bloody good belly laugh is more like it. :-))Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3253720194278084558.post-78970166863064439172009-02-23T15:24:00.000+00:002009-02-23T15:24:00.000+00:00OW OW OW OW OW!OW OW OW OW OW!Nickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12862269202781813027noreply@blogger.com