Sunday, 21 October 2007

Top Tip

Top Tip

If you are being chased by a police dog, don't try to get away by crawling through a tunnel, going onto a little see-saw, and jumping through a hoop of fire.

They are trained for that, you see.

13 comments:

Porco rosso said...

I'd add to that list 'don't wave your arms to try and scare the dog unless you want the dog to hang off it'.

It's always comical that one.

Michael said...

porco rosso:

Our dogs don't go for arms; they go for your middle leg, or throat.

Metcountymounty said...

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gunner" said...

i reckon slipping him a dog biscuit won't help either...
"gunner"

antoine said...

french poice dogs. very impressive!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w7mhPz2pzdk

"gunner" said...

i've just watched "antoine's" post of the french police dog in action, impressive indeed. some yob in the comments said "he'd shoot the dog", VERY bad idea, over here shooting a police dog is considered as "shooting at a police officer" and is very severely frowned upon.
"gunner"

foggy said...

Anybody been over to "Belfast Peeler" blog lately? What's going on?

dickiebo said...

Fancy giving away Trade Secrets!

Anonymous said...

Foggy: Yeh, just come from BP, all his history has gone, and his last message reads like a penultimate post, surely this can't be so.

Whichendbites said...

Do as they say, just stand still.

"gunner" said...

"whichend"
funny how many perps can't seem to understand that the dog can run faster than they can, and the dog enjoys the chase.
"gunner"

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